Tuesday, February 2, 2010

oh yeah, the real reason i'm here in france...

i thought i should probably mention les examens for those of you who care (aka mum and dad)

the expression oral exam was a little tricky, mostly because we had ten minutes to prepare a dialogue on a topic we were unaware of beforehand. and naturally, i was partnered with a timid little korean girl who decided she was just going to throw in random questions that had nothing to do in relation to the topic we were talking about or the script we had originally planned. so that was sweet. but i still think it went okay, and i didn't manage to brutalize the language too, too much.
the comprehension ecrite was a little more difficult than expected, but managed to get through that as well.
then the comprehension oral, and expression ecrite were pretty much a breeze!

but i realized that the whole marking system in this country really is a complete and utter joke when i went to school today to check my mark. no numbers, no letters, nothing. we were simply marked with "pasable"/"assez bien"/"bien"/"tres bien". like are you serious? basically "meh, you're not good, but we'll pass you anyway because we feel bad"/"eh, you're pretty decent"/"oh yeah, you're good" and "oh wow, you clearly spoke french before you even came here, so thats great".
i am proud to say i was placed in "bien", placed only below the italien girl in my class who i'm certain could speak fluent french beforehand, she just wanted to kill an easy semster in niveau deux.



now i'm just chillin' on my two and a half week vacation until i go back to class on the 15th. not having school during the week and not being gone away is really strange, you really have nothing you HAVE to do, no responsibilites. so if you just want to sit around and do nothing all day, you can. i'm not really the biggest fan of this, so i've spent the last few days making all the finishing touches on my prague and budapest trip. can't wait to take off on wednesday!

be back on the 10th to tell you all about it! gros bisous! x je vous aime

don't say goodbye; say à bientôt

dijon is strange when all your pals aren't around. with danielle leaving me and everyone heading off on vacation the city seems quite empty. although my new housemate phoebe arrived on friday, so for once i've had the chance to walk around the city as the some-what guide, without having to feel completely lost; which is a great feeling i must say.
surely we couldn't send danielle off to reunion island without the most extreme going away party known to man, so that is exactly how we celebrated on friday night. everybody showed up and it was a great send off, and possibly the best party a chez camilla to date. we somehow managed to cram 42 people into her tiny apartment and as the booze started flowing, and everyone was mingelin' it finally started to dawn on me that in a few hours danielle would actually be leaving me. i miraculously manged to stick to my two promises of not crying or getting too drunk to compensate, i was impressed with myself to say the least.



the night ended with a mere 3 hours of sleep, followed by strong burgers, and farewell cryin a la gare. fantastique. i spent the rest of the afternoon helping camilla clean her hit-by-a-torando apartment. then it was off to chez nous for even more goodbyes with markus. this weekend was trop triste. however, i believe i've officially become a "regular" at chez nous, since last night when the bartender saw me he bizbized me. life is complete.

the week leading to danielle's departure was spent crossing things off of our bucket list of things to do in dijon.
walk far enough out of dijon that we got lost - check
eat the strongest burgers in town - check
tour around lac kir - check
rent the rent-a-bikes in dijon - sadly, no check... yet!
climb a "mountain" - check
ski in the alps - check
my wok it - check
climb the dijon tower to enjoy to view - no check, yet.
watch where the wild things are - check
chez nous it, one last time - check, bien sur

Friday, January 29, 2010

like woah

wow, so i really don't think i'm ready for tomorrow to come... and even less prepared for saturday to follow

je sera trop triste.... putain merde. :(

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

simply for your amusement

here are two videos i'm sure you will all enjoy:

first, me dropping in on my friends to say hey in the french alps



and second, only the most french display of love



and why not finish it off with an ever-so-accurate description of the french man:

"The men of France - known internationally as God's gag gift to women - are legendary for their amorous nature. However, they are often compared to French soldiers: Both come on strong, make a few quick mistakes, regret getting involved, lose all interest, and ultimately give up, but still have the temerity to brag about their conquest to their allies for years."

with that being said, how have i not tombé amoureux already?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

cuzy, the hottest new tourist destination

woah, sorry it's been a little while since the last post. please forgive me, but i have been busy profiting from life :)

this weekend has been incredible! we finished off first semester with a day of games on thursday, followed by a picnic with the other neaveau deux class on friday.


(this is my class, want to play a game of 'spot the non-asians'?? good luck!)

after the grandest photoshoot of life it was time to head back to centre-ville, scoff down some food and meet up with antoine and katherine to hit the road to annecy.
after about a 3 hour drive we arrived at antoines amazing house in cuzy, surrounded by winding roads and gigantic mountains. it was marvelous! we headed out into the city of annecy to check out lac d'annecy (the second biggest lake in france)



and old annecy city. this is where the reality of the fact that we were actually surrounded by the alpine mountains finally set in. the lake was gorgeous and i can only imagine what it looks like in the summer time. back to antoine's place to have dinner avec sa famille. eventually it was time for bed in preperation for the early rise in the morning. woke up and geared up and were on the road by 9 heading to margériaz mountain to faire du ski pour le jour.



skiing is sooooooo much fun! holy hell, i now understand what all you boys out in whistler are going on about (expect a visit next winter)



(plus i looked SO cool doing it!)

by the time our ski pass expired i'm pretty sure my body and soul had expired also and i'm still not sure how i managed to hobble along back to the car! but i did gain a free pair of ski boots from the day as the rental place forgot to give me a slip for renting them and we just casually walked away.... sweet, one less piece of equipment to rent next time! when we made it back to cuzy we prepared a sweet traditional dish - tartiflette (dish with potatoes, onions, lardon and beaucoup - and i mean beaucoup - de fromage) for dinner. as always, there were lots of apertifs flowing and of course more wine with dinner, which lead to an essential game of fooseball where my skills (or complete lack there of) were sadly displayed. the next morning we went out and met the horses and helped antoine feed them



(seriously mum, you would love their house. if you ever make it to france you must visit the nicot's, because it would be your heaven) and then we got spoiled with even more cheese (as if my body thought that was physically possible) when we had proper fondu for lunch. real fondu is nothing like the excuse for fondu we eat in canada and the glorious taste of three delightful cheese melted together with wine and oil can't even be described. after lunch it was back in the car for another 3 hours of winding up and down and in and out as we drove out of the mountains and back to dijon.
and now, here i am seven minutes after midnight, with an exam tomorrow that i have yet to really, truely study for. but somehow i don't really care. it's oral, and what comes more naturally to me than talking? if i know it, i know it and if i don't... well i'm pretty sure i can still do better than my crazy timid korean partner that i'm up against. c'est la vie.

a la prochaine fois,
bisous xx

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

le deuxieme chapitre

we started off december by celebrating jeremy's birthday at bocadilla bar with beaucoup des bieres and beaucoup des amis.



the following weekend it was sadly time for the first farewell fete, olga was heading back to the states. we all gathered at chez nous, par usual, and as the bar closed out we headed off to atmosphere to finish off the night.

with antoine also leaving us to head back to australia and it being the last weekend before christmas break, we clearly had to have another big celebration. so we spent it partyin it up chez camilla style one last time in 2009.


before we all left for christmas break camilla, danielle and i wandered around dijon taking in all the lovely lights and decorations that the city puts up for the holidays, and of course, enjoyed some authentic vin chaud at the christmas market.

after leaving everyone after a night at chez nous, danielle and i decided that it was the night we would fulfil her dream of clambering ontop of a rooftop. and where better to do it than ontop of my seven storey building! with anges gone away we figured we'd have the top floor to ourselves at 1am and decided to venture up into the attic and out onto the roof (yes, it really was as simple as that). the view was incredible, but i think vertigo set in a little bit as we realized that we were both a little terrified of heights! haha although it didn't last long it was fantastic (and windy) while we were up there


on the 16th danielle and i took off to spend a night in paris before heading our seperate ways for the break . we didn't have much time there, but as always we made the most of the time we did have. we tried to make it to le louvre in time to see the exhibit of lists (because without lists, we will die) but didn't quite make it in time, so instead we promenaded down the champs elysees to check out all the fuss, and then headed to the eiffel tower to see it do its hourly christmas shimmer. since it was the last one of the night we got treated to an extra special light show,



then it was time to head back to the hostel to catch 4 hours of z's before it was time to be headin out on the first metro of the morning.
danielle and i parted ways at the metro station and i was off to the beauvais bus stop in order to catch the shuttle to the airport. on the metro i met an italian guy named savio who was heading to beauvais also, and who was super cool. thanks to all the snow france decided to get that morning we got to spend about four hours getting to know each other while we waited for our delayed flights. luckily my flight wasn't too late, and when i landed in girona, spain i only had to kill about an hour before catching my connection on to malaga.
seeing grandpa and nana jeanette was great, but the weather was absolutely miserable the whole time i was there. it was nice to be spoiled a little bit while there though, especially after having no money to my name for almost 4 months. we tried to do as much as we could in the crappy weather, but mostly we just spent time together. going out for meals and checking out some sights i hadn't seen before. we did manage to walk along the waterfront once, but as grandpa put it, it was "bloody freezing". on my last day we managed to see the sun for about 3 hours, so grandpa and i spent it wandering around the park together.


five days with grandpa and nana jeanette was not nearly long enough, but we decided that i would be back in april, and hopefully the weather will be slightly nicer then as well.
on the 22nd it was back to the malaga airport for some teary goodbyes and then off to england for christmas. i was lucky to make it to england at all considering all the troubles they were having with eurostar breaking down in the chunnel and every airport in england cancelleing practically all of their flights coming in. thankfully, east midlands, where i was flying into, was the only one accepting flights. j'ai eu la chance! uncle simon picked me up and before i knew it i was back in misterton like the last 3 months hadn't even happened.
it was great to be with the extended family for the holidays, although i missed my family and friends back home something wicked! but it was nice to be in england for once. i spent christmas eve/day and boxing day at aunt jane and simon's with nana and the girls. and we all went bowling with some of jane and simons friends on christmas eve, followed by a massive chinese dinner. thankfully they know how to celebrate the holidays as i like to, lots of beer and even more food! between christmas and new years i was back down at misterton with grandad and marlene. but i was constantly on the go visiting everyone and catching up. for new years i was back at jane and simon's to ring it in with a delicious chilli supper, beaucoup des bieres, lots of wii dancing and god knows what else, and lots of friends. and although it was nothing like new years at home, i still had a grand old time.



by the time the hangover was finally wearing off it was already the 3rd of january and i was jumping back on a plane at east midlands to head back to frogland. the begining of the decade in dijon commenced with obligatory chez nous catch ups and the best fete of all when danielle, camilla and i had a private soiree ensemble on thursday, and thanks to jeremy waking me up i still managed to make it to my 9am class the next morning. and i'm pretty sure my french might have even been better than normal. life is good.

here's hoping this next year proves to be as good as the one just past!

bonsoir mes amis, je vous aime x

le premier chapitre

i figure there's no better opportunity to take the time away from studying to procrastinate by telling you about the last five months that i've failed to mention before i created this blog.... be prepared for the longest post you will ever read!

where to start off... well i guess leaving for the airport was the most ridiculous moment of my life... i don't think i've ever been so happy and excited, yet miserably sad at the same time as when we pulled out of the driveway at my apartment and i said goodbye to everyone... and well, saying goodbye to the fam and emma and inferno at the airport was a whole 'nother level... i'm pretty sure by the time i actually made it on the plane i was so emotionally drained that i had no choice but to sleep the entire way, so sleep i did.

next thing i know i've landed in rejkyavik, iceland; and the adventure had begun! went and caught the bus i needed to get to downtown rejkyavik (which is by far the weirdest town i've seen.. its all just like volcanic tundra and barren land, i don't know how people live there!) once at the bus station i had the pleasure of killing three hours in an un-heated, practically outside building. after watching the sunrise in icelandic skies it was time for the blue lagoon hotsprings.



that place was incredible... mind you it would have been cool to have a friend instead of just floating around. note to you, if you ever do go here, do not put your hair in the water... my hair was a mess for a month afterwards, too many minerals and stuff goin' on in there! wow. but so beautiful. after three hours there i was so exhausted that i headed back to the airport until i had to catch my flight in a few hours. when the plane took off i got to watch the sunsetting

once i arrived in england i was reminded of just how retarded trying to communte with two suitcases that are both bigger than me was going to be.


trying to find my way onto the bus instead of just getting the metro like usual was near impossible! finally i managed and was off to the train station and up to rugby, where i got a cab onto misterton and was finally home.

my time in england was super chill, not a whole lot changes there so it's pretty casual when i go. but it's always nice to see the family and friends and catch up with everybody!


i think it was a good transition decision to go to england first though, because although its not home, its not some random country with a different language and nobody i know. it was definatly a wierd feeling though being there knowing i wasn't going to be home in a month or so like usual, and it took some serious getting used to! after the month though the fear wore off and i was itchin' to get to france and start the big adventure and see what it was all about!

saying goodbye to england was hard, but not as hard as usual. it was definatly a nice feeling knowing that they're not so far away this time. getting the train to to london and through the chunnel to paris was no problem (although going through the chunnel is nothing to write home about, and it's certainly not one of those things you should feel is neseccary to bother trying unless you need to) getting off the train in paris and realizing i had to figure out how to get to gare de lyon was a huge kick in the face. luckily, i somehow pulled it off just in time to catch my train to dijon. and once there it was a hunt to find mr. sanders. my awesome roomate, jeremy, was waiting for me holding a canadian flag and a sign with my name on it (you bet i felt important!) we walked back to chez anges, which is only about a 10 minute walk from la gare because our house is so central it hurts! chose my room and started to get settled in. i met anges and her boyfriend marc later on that evening, and then jessica arrived shortly after. jeremy took us out to a dijon soccer game that night which was a spectacle in itself



and then we were off to chez nous, a random hidden gem of a bar located conveniently enough, just behind my house. met a bunch of his friends and then it was definatly time to call it a night.

the weekend was pretty chill just trying to get my bearings straight and checkin out a movie. then there was the monstrosity of the entrance exam at school, which was interesting to say the least..... but after that we had a week to just hang out and meet a bunch of people in the same boat as us and do fun things like organized class trips and tours of beaune and dijon, it was ever so sweet!



(l: vineyard near beaune, r: the old hosptial in beaune)

luckily on the day of the entrance exam i met a bunch of really sweet people so life was pretty decent from the get go. it was amazing to see how good it felt to hear someone speaking your native tongue when you're in a country surrounded by frogs, so this made it super easy for people to get along and mingle.

naturally, the first friday after meeting everyone it would only be appropriate to help camilla throw a housewarming party for her new apartment. this was a horrible realization of how many different customs we're going to have to get used to, and fast, if we were ever to survive in this country. the night was hilarious and a total blast, even if about 4 million randoms showed up at the end and danielle almost fell off her chair screaming because some random dude tried beezbeez her hahaha golden. (bisous is when the french insist on kissing you on both cheeks, even if they have never met you before) from then on, it was like we'd been friends forever. camilla's place became the obvious hang out spot. next on the list was canadian thanksgiving, which was celebrated with cheap wine, turkey sandwiches, apple pie, and good company.



the next week or so was pretty much consumed with hitting the town and checkin' out la salsa and dancing on table tops, or partying it up with all my new pals... oh yeah, and of course school.



speaking of school, i got placed in neaveau 2 out of 5, which is just slightly above where they put the retards that struggle to say bonjour... so i felt like my placement was adequate to my abilities. my school schedule is great and i have class from 9-11 and 1-3 30 on mondays and wednesday, 11-1 and 2-4 on tuesdays, 11-1 thursdays and 9-11 fridays. when i'm at school my life consists of grammaire, comprehension orale, comprehension ecrites, expression ecrites, expression orale, and then of course, a little more grammaire. i've learned an insane amount since arriving at the start of october and find it hard to believe how far i've come... although i am still tres loins away from being fluent in any means... i'll keep dreaming!

on the weekend of october 24th we decided it was finally time to hit up paris. there's a sweet deal from dijon where if you take the first train in the morning and then last train home, its only 15€ for a return ticket! it turns out to be the longest day of your life though, but totally worth it in the end. having never been before we hit up all the typical tourist spots; the eiffel tower (which was too foggy to bother venturing up)



notre dame,
musee d'orsay (from the outside at least), le louvre,



sacre coeur,



and who could forget, moulin rouge.



it was amazing to actually see it all in person, but really it just gave me the urge to want to see more, see further... and start exploring the countries around us. by this time we'd already caved and bought tickets with ryanair to fly to italy for 20€ (or so it seems when you're hastily booking it, until you realize that the plane ticket will actually be the cheapest part of your trip.. but you live and you learn, and we we're stoked regardless.
however, before the travelling could commence, we still had to celebrate halloween! everybody knows that halloween is my absolute favorite holiday, so i gotta say i was totally bummed to find out that they don't celebrate it here. no costumes anywhere, no decorations up, rien. i made it my personal mission to find every shop window in dijon with a halloween display, and was over the moon when i found a pumpkin i could carve. of course a holiday as epic as this, means an equally epic party at camilla's. the night was insane and everyone dressed up. definatly one of the best parties to date still.



(i was a gumball machine)

then comes november, and what a month november was. i don't think i spent a single weekend actually in france this month, and it will be a month i will never forget. first i caught a ride up to brussels, belgium with a bunch of friends, and stopped in luxembourg on the way.



luxembourg was a really pretty city, but since il a pluet comme une vache qui pisse (one of my favorite new phrases francais - it's raining like a pissing cow) it was hard to appreciate it and enjoy it a lot. but nice none-the-less.



belgium was not long enough. i loved this city, it was so diverse and really cool. there were sweet art galleries everywhere and so many different cultures blended into one, it was great. and so much beer... and the waffles, oh my god.




how could you not love this place, especially when every chocolatiere in town offers you free samples when you walk in the door! my first hostel experience was about an hour outside of brussels in tournai, and it wasn't bad at all.



it had an incredible breakfast and the town was really quaint. we spent the next whole day touring around brussels and checking out all the sites and taking everything in.



(mannekin pis)

then that evening it was back to dijon we go! definatly on my list of places to see again!

the next weekend after belgium it was time to head to italy! we knew getting on the train to paris that this was going to be one hell of a trip. we had four days, four nights and four cities to get through... two of those nights with no where to sleep and planning on winging it and sleep en route through the night, or simply at the train station. we took off from dijon to paris mid afternoon on the 11th and had the fiasco of making our way from paris to "paris beauvais" airport, which is really about an hour's drive through the black forest and completely outside of paris. from there we fly to pisa, italy; and on the bus we jumped to take us on to florence. took us a while to actually find the hostel in florence and then took us even longer to wake up the owners of the hostel to actually let us in. by the time we went to bed i think it was almost 2 and we were up and at 'em no later than 8. having only a day in florence we hit it hard and made our way around what i would consider a pretty hefty portion of the city. saw so much there; the duamo (the 4th largest cathedral in europe),



pointe vecchio,



hiked up the 163 steps to make it to the top of piazzale michelangelo (twice! with a view that incredible we just had to go back one last time)



where met a lovely pervy old man who apparently tries to seduce all the young ladies at the top of piazzale michelangelo... but he did give us a good tip to check out the grave at the top where we could find the grave of E. Cherubini, the author of pinocchio (which we actually couldn't find in the end, but it was the most incredible grave yard i've ever seen), checked out the chiesa di santa croce, ate one of the BEST meals i've ever had in my life at trattoria il contadino



(seriously, that food will live on in my dreams) and of course rubbed the snoz of the wild boar outside of the mercato nuovo to ensure that one day we will return to that beautiful city.



from there we had to walk to the other side of the city to catch some z's next to the homeless people at the train station in firenze (which is not indoors what-so-ever, and its bloody freezing in italy in mid-november!) eventually we boarded the train at around 2:30am and were off on our luxurious ride to venice, where we literally had to pull some serious yoga type moves so that we could all get SOME sleep. 5:30 came much sooner then expected and we all rolled off the train and into the gorgeous city of venice. even if we couldn't appreciate it at the time, we got to experience the streets all to ourselves before the city was even close to waking up. as the streets began to stir we stumbled upon san marco square just in time to watch the sunrise over the grand canal.



it was really neat to get to see san marco square actually flooded, made you realize that that town really is sinking... but it was also nice to have it all dry up and sort its self out as the sun came up. first stop was up to the top of the campanile (the bell tower) on the first ride up.



the view was utterly amazing! everyone says that the best thing to do while you're in venice is to just walk around and get lost, and appreciate the city on the way. i couldn't agree with anything more. every corner was breathtaking and there was constantly another canal to walk along or another bridge to cross. i loved it there. danielle and i were able to have some time in the afternoon to get out on our own together and we couldn't have been happier. we ate some delicious gelato and and a good old laugh when danielle decided to take a dip in the canal



(and take it like a champ considering how freezing it was!) i spent the majority of the rest of the day laughing my head off everytime the image replayed in my mind in slow motion hahaha danielle and i did our best to see the outer parts of the city as we wanted to see as much of it as we could, i think we did a pretty good job, but really we did a better job of getting lost. we met up with the other girls for dinner and then found a local italian bar where we got some drinks...



one thing lead to another, and next thing you know danielle and i are determined to find a rooftop to climb upon. after searching around the town, and thinking about if it would be better to fall off a rooftop into a canal or onto the street, we decided to settle for climbing out the window of our b&b onto the shanty scaffolding that was outside our building and climbing up to the top.



once we reached the peak and realized they were retiling the roof and it was slightly raining at this point we made the wise decision it would not be wise to go clambering along the rooftop.. but it was quite the adventure regardless. it must have been at least 2am by the time we made it to bed again, and after getting about 9 hours sleep in two days it seemed like it would be impossible to move the next day. but being determined to enjoy every second we were in italy we managed to crawl our asses out of bed and walk the half an hour back to san marco square in time for 6am sunrise...



which in the end it was far to cloudy to be able to even see... but since we're up, might as well enjoy the day! went and checked out the fisherman's market



and then walked as fast as our little legs could take us to the other end of the island to see chiesa della salute, and stand at what i like to consider the edge of the world.



i could have sat there forever... but instead we had to race back to the train station to catch our train home. after some delays and a bit of grief we finally made it back to the pisa airport just in time to catch our flight back to paris.... and sweet jesus, isn't that a whole 'nother story! knowing that we had to spend a night in paris before heading home to dijon and thinking it would be no problem, our brilliant plan for the night was to bunker down in gare de lyon and try and finally catch some sleep. this worked for about 45 minutes until around 1am when very scary french security guards with even scarier dogs came to tell us that the train station was closing and we had to get the f out. parfait. what do you do at 1am in paris when you have the whole night to kill and nowhere to go? this is a very good question. at first we attempted to go from hotel lobby to hotel lobby trying to get a little bit of sleep, but after getting kicked out of about the 3rd lobby we quickly gave up and started looking for a plan b. turns out plan b is find a bar thats open all night long and enjoy it as much as you can. being beyond broke and completely exhausted makes this quite difficult... but somehow 1 beer each and 5 hours later we were settling our bill at the bar and traipsing off to gare de bercy to pray to god it was open an we could sleep. seeing as the train station didn't open for an hour we decided to say sod it and sleep outside the doors, on the disgusting pavement in the freezing cold, until somebody felt sorry enough to let us in side. finally, after what seemed like an eternity, we were on the train heading home. i have never been so happy in my entire life to see my bed, and i'm pretty sure at that moment we became one. with 13 hours of sleep in 4 days it was hard to appreciate this trip at the time, but now it all seems like the perfect voyage. italy was amazing and its a definite must see place. if i could go back and do it all again, i wouldn't change a thing. many life lessons came out of this trip.

wow, longest post of life, if you are still reading this somehow i congratulate you... and would just like to say, this is the end of chapter one. i hope you're ready for chapter 2... so much more to come!